So I don't forget

You call coffee "foffee"
You can't say "the other one" so you say "other too"
You got your first ouchie yesterday when you were chasing a dog and you fell face first on the sidewalk. You look like rudolph. I knew you were really hurt because even a cookie didn't stop the crying.
You are obsessed with matchbox cars and Finding Nemo.
You love light switches and you pile things up so that you can stand on them and reach the lights. Once you reach it, you say "I did it!"
Whenever your Daddy hums a "club beat" you start dancing immediately. Badly. It is hysterical. You look like "Night at the Roxbury."
You always forget the "one" when you count to five.
You have started calling me "mom" and I hate it. I will be mommy until you get married, got it?
You are the love of my life little boy - don't you ever forget it.